As a child, anytime I left the house my parents would say, “Pretend you’re from a good family!” I'm still learning how to do this...
Cast of Characters
Lindsay \ Pretty \ LJ \ Mama \ , a noun;
1. I’m a mother of one four-legged canine princess.
2. I enjoy crafting, cooking, and laughing. Domesticity is my heroin.
3. I have three sisters who all make me laugh out loud.
4. I'm a proud Baltimore City resident but my heart has never left the mountains of North Carolina.
5. I tell great stories but I'm Southern and can be long-winded.
6. I collect jewelry, kitchen gadgets, memories, and useless facts.
7. And yes, I’ll play Scrabble with you.
Lucinda \ Little Girl \ Sass-bomb \, a noun;
1. I'm part canine, part beast, and part real girl.
2. I consider myself to be an artist (you should come see the coffee tables I designed).
3. I listen only when it's necessary or when I think I'll get bacon out of the deal.
4. I like barking at cats & chasing deer, rabbits, and squirrels.
5. I like naps in the sunshine, treats after dinner, and digging holes in mom's garden.
6. I'm a luck dragon. Some people say I look like Falkor.
7. My mother hasn't had babies yet so she pours all of her maternal energy into me. I dig it.
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